Upset Weekend....Sunday Preview

I would consider myself a weekend gambler....only on football, and not for anything other than entertainment. This Saturday was the first time ever where I didn't win a single bet on college football. And, the amazing thing is, I don't mind at all.

Yesterdays games were unreal. 5 of the top 10 teams in the nation dropped games to 'lesser' opponents. Florida, looking for revenge at home against Auburn lost it late, WVU now has a team they cannot beat in SFU, Texas stunned, OK shocked, and even USC getting scared in WA. It was great....and if you are going to lose money, it's great to be able to smile afterwards.

It just goes to show you that true fans love football so much that they would 'pay' to see great games.

Moving on to Sunday....I am hoping to see my beloved Packers stay unbeaten, the Bears lose again, and hopefully the Benglas cover the spread on MNF. Another big game here at home in CA is the Niners and the Hawks...where my wife hopes the Niners can take that next step and beat the 'best' team in their division. Look out for that Niner "D" this year....adding a true shutdown corner has made all the difference. Nate Clements is worth every penny he receives.

Brett Favre....should break the TD record today, but people in GB don't really care. We want a W, and a chance for one more trophy in Titletown. Sharing in my picks today (careful, as read earlier, I lost everything yesterday):

Bengals to cover (7) MNF
Eagles to W
Colts to W
Steelers to cover
49ers to W
Bucs to W
Bills to W
Texans to W
Raiders to W

Good luck to all this Sunday (except you Bear fans, Viking fans, and Packer haters).

Donovan McNabb; Mr. Race Card

Not to media this story to death, but it is about time someone other than Rush Limbaugh shed a bit more reality on the topic of race, specifically black quarterbacks, in the NFL. Our inconsistent an fickle media (ESPN has gotten so bad that it's hard to watch any more) picks a winner like no one in history. When the Eagles went back to the NFC Championship two years in a row, and McNabb was in the Pro-Bowl annually, he was black QB God....now that he (still working the kinks out of a VERY serious knee surgery) has had TWO bad games (running for his life, with not ONE quality WR) and the doubts enter from every crevice possible.

Part of this is Philadelphia's fault....they have (next to Oakland) some of the worst sports fans in history. BUT, the rest of it is McNabb's fault.

Ok, there are 6 black, starting QB's in the NFL today (Garrard, Jackson, McNair, Young, Campbell, and McNabb). That accounts for 20% of the leagues QB's. If you ask me, there should only be 5, Jackson isn't getting it done in Minn., and back-up McMahon gives them the best shot to win games now. McNabb's comments this week raise two issues for me....

1. DON'T PLAY A RACE CARD ANY MORE, EVER! This shit has to stop.....Are you going to try to explain to me why every starting RB in the NFL is black? Why nearly every DL-man is black, why EVERY CB in the NFL is black? Please also explain to me how often your every day NFL fan (me included) even thinks about what color the guys are on his favorite team? Guess what folks, outside of the few remaining assholes out there that use race in sports as a distinguishing characteristic, it happens very little. Donovan's use of the race card here is because he doesn't want to admit his team is just not playing good football, and as the QB (white, black, purple or grey) he is at the center of the criticism. As he should be too. He hasn't played well at all....and his MNF appearance this week was proof. He couldn't hit guys when he needed too, guys that were open, and guys that could have scored to give Philly a solid chance of winning the game. (For the record, I don't like Rush Limbaugh....but what he said on ESPN wasn't wrong, he just shouldn't have said it in that forum, leave it for the radio show dumbass).

2. McNabb has balls....and saying that guys like Carson Palmer, and Peyton Manning, "..don't get criticized as much as we do. They just don't." Is McNabb right?? You BET!!! Why? Because those guys are MUCH BETTER than ALL of the black QB's in the NFL. Criticizm when you are a QB is inevitable when you don't win, lead your team, and put up numbers.....hence why those mentioned above, and the following: JP Losman, Drew Brees, Chad Pennington, Trent Green, Damon Huard, Phillip Rivers, Eli Manning, Rex Grossman, etc are all experiencing strong criticism for their recent play.

Wake up Donovan, play like we all know you are capable, lead your team, and shut your mouth. If you want to make excuses about your play...ask your GM for a WR or two, or some better protection....but DON'T use the race card to attempt to cover up your poor play. One of your peers (Vince Young), has made mistakes, owns up to them, and does his damn job on the field...and guess what I don't hear his name being brought up in the criticism section of the paper every Monday??? Coincidence? Nope....he's playing great ball.

At the end of the day I don't give a hoot what color, size, or shape the guys are that play for the Packers...I want the team to WIN. Score 10 points a week, look like hell, play boring ball, but if you are 10-6 and playing for a shot at a ring...I'll be thrilled! Bring Donovan McNabb in to take over for Favre....just make sure he leaves his race card in Philly....Packer fans don't care what color you are, you just need to do your damn job.

I'm outta here...I need to go criticize my GREEN rake for not making the grade....I think I will bench it...and bring out the blue one!

Legendary Sunday

Traditionally, I would right all about football on a Sunday evening....and I will later, but one has to recognize what Eldred did this weekend first. There was a 60 scored this week in the final FedEx Cup Event....yet it wasn't even a headline. Why?? (because US media whores suck)

Why?? Because Tiger Woods' accomplishments, career to date, and most assuredly moving forward is so far beyond the human understanding of greatness it is not near comprehensible (not sure that is even a word, but we're going with it today). Tiger Woods is the best athlete the world has ever seen, and in my lifetime, will ever see. What he does with a set of golf clubs is not fair to the rest of the field week in and week out.....if it isn't his overpowering 325+ yard drives, stinging 265 yard 3 irons safely in the middle of the fairway on tight courses, or his uncanny putting as witnessed this weekend.

Rarely do I EVER, EVER leave the comfort and excitement of the Sunday Ticket Channels, but today it had to be done. I completely enjoy knowing that I am able to witness the greatest athlete of ALL TIME...and better yet, that I have seen him in person twice (and plan to again in the near future, next February at Pebble Beach for the AT&T Pro-Am). Props to Mr. Woods....his place in history is set, I just hope to have the privilege to see how it continues to grow for years to come (and that my kids are able to see it in person as well).

Although I am biased, I won't spend too much time on it....but another legend, closer to my home town and my heart is Bret Favre. Although a big deal wasn't made of it....Bret became the winning-est QB in NFL history today. And, he did it well with a nice 3 TD game and better yet with a win. Us Packer fans know that the day will come when Bret leaves us....but when he does choose to walk away, he will do so the biggest winner in history (at least until Manning passes him up). Soon he will have the TD record too (again, it will only stand until Manning is done), and solidify his place with the greatest ever....and arguably atop the list (I never go that far).

PS: If you didn't see the FG that Sebastien Janikowski missed today from 53 yards away....find it on you tube. The guy hit the TOP of the pole from 52 yards away in Denver. Granted, mile high and all that crap....BUT JESUS....it would have been a legit 75 yarder.....amazing even for a Polish field goal kicker....kinda ironic huh?

Until next time...enjoy the rest of your Sunday!

-Papa Skogie

Notre Dame's Next Head Coach!

As mentioned last time, my apologies for the long delay in posts....things are finally settling down. The house was completed on August 20th, and we closed the 22nd. We moved in nearly immediately, and are finally settled (outside of backyard landscaping) today.

Andrew loves his new house, tons of space to run, stairs to scale, and the P-A-R-K is only a short walk away. He visits the park nearly every single day. This picture was from Thursday morning's trip to the park....and will be used as the cover page for his coaching resume to be presented to the Notre Dame hiring committee. At this point Drew could coach this team just as well as the $6M man they have now!

It's so amazing to me that there has been no talk about Charlie Weis' lack of coaching ability. This guy is a few years into his ND tenure, has never won a bowl game, hasn't appeared to recruit a soph/frosh that has made an impact in any fashion what so ever....and has received a contract extension and more money???

Let's get one thing straight....ND football is a JOKE now....and I LOVE it. They hired a guy that never proved anything....simply rode the coat-tails of one Billy Belicheat (more on that in a second) to Super Bowls, and never had to do much at all.

It really seems to me that all sports (pro/collegiate) are paying people based on potential. It used to truly MEAN something to be a #1 draft pick, or a newly hired coach....at any level. Now all you hear is how much $$$ someone will get in a signing bonus, or how much over however many years one is set to make. I think all of sports has lost touch with winning. We don't praise a Super Bowl Team, a National Champion, World Series Champ, etc much after the clock hits 00.00, the last out is made. The Colts won it all last year in the NFL, and what was all the talk about post draft?? How much money was being turned down by the #1 pick ($32M)....mainly because less than half was guaranteed. Guess what kids....none of it should be guaranteed. Before the first preseason, the so called experts were already claiming the New England Patriots the Super Bowl Champs.....HA!

I enjoy the chats, emails, and ESPN discussions show after show as much as the next guru, however, I am sick and tired of the all BS. It's about time the commissioner of one of our famed pro-sport organizations take a step in the right direction through the compensation these players receive. I would LOVE to see a PLAN put in place to pay each position a set salary based upon tenure. Ensuring that the OL, DL, start higher than your RB, QB, etc....as they work harder than anyone during the course of a game. Then, provide incentives for statistics (it has to be done somehow based on averages)....but more importantly, place the biggest bonuses on WINNING. Win, 8 games, set bonus, make the playoffs, set bonus, so on and so on. Win the Bowl, make a million dollars??? I just don't see how this cannot work. The bonuses for stats would be small (no fighting over the ball, etc)....and the big bucks are shelled out where they count, for the TEAM that WINS games.

I can see how this could change some of the competitive balance with trades, draft, etc....but you KNOW it can work. It's getting hard to see a young college kid making $30M before he ever takes a snap, and you know for a fact that he may never amount to much at all. It has to change...or things like what happened in the NBA (point shaving by refs), NFL (Belicheat and the video tape), and MLB (rampant drug use) will continue to flare up.

As stated by one of my good pals in Colorado...."you didn't see all this cheating shit back when guys had to have second jobs to make a living..." And it is so true....money has crippled sports, and it can only get worse with the more money that ends up in players hands, well before they have ever come close to earning it.

Moving on, I am not going to comment on the Brewers and their potential playoff run. Every time I get excited and speak up, they lose with their ACE on the mound (see last night's box score). If they lose to the Cubs in this race I will puke....the CUBS SUCK!

NFL Sunday tomorrow, I JUST LOVE IT! Packers "D" has me excited again....and having Ty in the house with the Bears 0-1 is making it even better. Now I am interested in watching the Pats lose too....I cannot stand a cheater! I hope they make the playoffs (so they lose the 1st round pick) and then I hope they get creamed by the Titans (who sneak in with the Wild Card).

If you read this, thanks for sticking around and weathering the wait....I should be able to make a better effort now that I have no job. Unemployment has been good to me and I am enjoying the time at home, the park, and with Andrew full time. Once Sofia comes (ohh yeah, Daddy's Little Girl is on the way!!), things will be nuts....and I can't wait!

Best to all...

Papa Skogie!

I wanna be a Toys R Us Kid!

It has been way too long since my last post and so much has happened. Making a long story as short as possible: The Brewers are still in first place, the Skogen Family estate is nearly complete (we move in the 22nd), I am looking for a new job (long story), my lovely wife is 17 weeks pregnant with numero dos, and the sun shines ohh so nicely every day in CA.

With all the changes that life presents, it is amazing how your children/child, grow, learn, smile and laugh throughout it all. I don't know how many times I have sat back in the last month and wished I was 5 years old again. The picture above says it all. A $15 truck with blocks in the back is the greatest thing in the short life of a 19 month old boy. He was on top of the world, all while I am searching for a job, closing on a home, moving out of a rental, scheduling interviews, cleanings, and completing loan docs.

At the end of the day though....none of it matters when you sit down and play with the truck and blocks. As a parent, you begin to realize that all the 'things' in life, the cycles, the changes (good or bad) really matter not. What matters is that you are raising another quality member of society, and that you do it correctly.

This next week is really busy, but I plan to make every effort to stay on top of my posts....

For those of you who have emailed me about not posting any stock picks lately....save your money...the market sucks! I have lost enough money to make me look at CD's again, and that is way too boring.

Until next time...

WHO's NOW??? Not ESPN!

Until football starts this fall, I am boycotting SportsCenter. I have the hardest time with the fact that all this time I have been pissed at Steve Czaben for his harsh criticizm of ESPN.....he has seen the light well before me....

Now that I see the light, I am equally irritated with ESPN. I have agreed over time that guys like Berman, Scott, Mayne, and others are washed up, but I have always LOVED SportsCenter and other sports segments on the network.

This new segment however, has change my mind althogether. Let me start by saying I cannot stand the state of our nation's media, and its continued focus on pop culture....read my blog....you'll see this quickly. Pop culture blows...and the media keeps shooting the Barry Bonds juices right through the veins of this monster.

WHO'S NOW?? Are they serious with this garbage? This is the worst time of the year for sports, I know....baseball All-Star Break, three days with no major events, no NBA, no NFL, and still half a season of MLB games before we really know who plays in October (hold on Brew Crew, hold on). Golf majors are limited, a few weeks out yet, an no Tiger (he's changing diapers, or napkins as Nick Price would say). I get this...I know it's tough to plan a whole show with little to cover....but this new shit is garbage....absolute trash.

You'd think these guys in CT could hire some of the overhyped Ivy Leaguer's to creatively spin new cool sports 'stuff' (my Ivy League venacular)....but no, we get stuck with comparing pop culture hysteria with on field genius. How fun....let's get together and compare who's cooler Danica Patrick or Reggie Bush?? After a few drinks this may end up funny (Danica's Bush anyone??) but at the end of the day it's ridiculous. They both wear diamond earings, both may well appeal to the opposite sex, but one wins and helps his team, and the other is simply a poster child to help save open car racing....

SportsCenter really took a dive here in my opinion....this is junk TV....if you wanted to see this kind of crap you can watch E!...they do a pop culture review ever 31 minutes and tell you who wears panties and who doesn't, when the Beckam's got off the airplane in LA, what color Tiger's daughter's shit was today, etc. When we watch SportsCenter we want to see SPORTS, HIGHLIGHTS, 'expert' analysis...etc (FYI: I don't care how many pairs of panties dropped when Harold Reynold's was still employed by the network, I haven't watched Baseball Tonight since he left, he was the best guy going, in any sport on the team).

Who's Now? I cannot get over it.....and I cannot see how it can ever be cool. Not only is it fundamentally wrong (imagine kids, teens, etc....more bling, more money, more tropies = much more cool) but it makes zero sense. How many of us care about the public image between two superstars? Sure, you have exceptions (Bonds/Balco, Jeremy Shockey (poor tact), Marlins owner (Ishiro comments, what a dooshbag too), etc....) but at the end of the day we want to see what these folks do best....even I want to see Bonds crack HR's (even though I know he's really 100 or so behind the greatest HR hitter ever). He's an asshole...yes, a cheater, yes, but the guy can hit a baseball as well as anyone since the game began....never been denied.

Can I compare him to Tom Brady?? Sure:

Barry: head grew three fold after steroids, Serra High, will hold major records in his sport, never won a ring, and never will, is getting older by the minute, acts like an ass, has three kids (maybe more somewhere), committed perjury to a grand jury, owes MLB and its fans an apology, is one of the greatest baseball players ever.

Tommy: head grew too, but figuratively, Serra High, has two kids, two differnet mommas (maybe more somewhere), still young, needs to borrow steroids from Bonds to throw ball farther than 8th graders, has 3 rings, but won't win more, will be remembered for clutch play in big games (and tuck rule that stole ring #1).

Who wins...?? Not sure but I know two guys that could hack it out if they wanted to. The point here is that ESPN needs help and fast. If they are going to lean on pop culture to fill a show...they lost me as a viewer, and I am sure there are others that feel the same. Hopefully there are enough of us to force a change....

Interesting Reads....Comments too...

Read the following.....

http://potw.news.yahoo.com/s/potw/51/brokeback-hill
http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/ap/tx/4883343.html
http://www.abcnews.go.com/TheLaw/story?id=3269284&page=1

This first piece is interesting to me. I don't follow the happenings on Capital Hill all too often, but now and again I dive in to see what our poor excuse for leadership is up to. This article, plastered all over the web this morning brings up a big and controversial issue.....hypocrisy in politics. We know it exists, it happens everyday....but Mike Rogers has taken things to a personal level, and distributed that info for the masses.

Mike is a closet cleaner (my definition). He exposes politicians who are 'allegedly' gay, yet who seem to stay on a republican track to limit and hinder gay rights. It seems only republican to have your gay colleagues working against there own cause, and then heading home to share in their gay lives. I suppose being openly gay as a republican isn't too great for your job security and advancement...just ask Dan Gurley....old George wasn't having him on his team once the news rolled out about his choice in lovers. And then well published Mr. Foley....what a dipshit this guy was. Online dirty chats with under aged young men....

I am all for gay politicians....I personally have found that gay folks are much less apt to lie...stereotype, maybe....but why not have a politician that is bluntly honest, rather than sneaky and full of shit.

Back to Rogers and his public closet cleaning.....I have no real issue with it. If the politician was elected by voters who assumed he was straight...then he/she was dishonest to begin with....how good would you feel knowing that as a voter/supporter to that campaign? I'd be pissed....not because of the chosen sexuality of the candidate, but because of the lies, and misleading facts.

I hope Rogers continues to label these people...and I wish someone else would kick around the idea of starting a full site dedicated to all the folks on Capital Hill....especially the guy in charge....let's all work together to clean up the entire house, not just the closets. Gay, straight, bi, or whatever other label you want to have sexually, a liar is a liar folks...and there are way to many damn liars in Washington. Keep up the good work Mike....

The second article I read this morning was space related....yeah stars, planets, solar systems, etc....SPACE. Do any of you have any clue how much money this country spends on space travel and research?? Check this out:

"Taxpayers around the world pay $25 billion in taxes every year for civilian government space activities - but barely 2% of that money is spent on trying to reduce the cost of travel to space! Yet less than one single year of that spending would be enough to develop passenger launch vehicles, and to open space up to us, the general public - who are the people paying all those taxes, year after year!"

site: http://www.spacefuture.com/about.shtml

This figure doesn't even take into consideration the billions of dollars that our US Gov't funds to space travel, research, etc.....come on already. This country has trillions of dollars of debt, homeless, jobs outsourced at incredible rates to under-developed countries, rising interest rates, poor housing markets, yada yada yada, and we spend billions on playing games in outerspace??? Hell, for all the money, I believe the quote above is correct....since we as taxpayers fund all that cool scientific bullshit, that has led to nothing to improve the quality of our lives, we should get to go see it.

Between space and global warming research, we could really do some great things to improve education, health care, and our overall economy. My solution...take half the money spent on space each year and find a way to build larger reserves of water in this country. It won't be long before the western half of the US has a shortage....and of course, our gov't leaders are in reactive, rather than proactive mode....

Lastly....the Duke Lacrosse saga continues.....now with the right guy on the stand. Why is there even a question about the disbarment of this asswipe??? Why do we need to use more tax dollars, court fees, etc to make a very easy decision??? This guy did his job worse that one could imagine, and in doing so, damaged the lives of three college kids forever....

Shit, if I acted like a complete jerk-off on a sales call, or a meeting with a customer, I would lose my job that afternoon....no pay, no apologies, go home and start learning the McDonald's handbook. Fire this guy, take his license away to practice anything law related and hand him the pink paper....plain and simple.

Also, grab that pole dancing hoochie and put her in jail too....or at least put her in a building with padded wall rooms and white robed doctors to find out what her problem is....better yet, put her and Nifong in the same clinic...they can take meds together, play checkers and take walks with their ankle bracelets....

Random Thoughts Friday

It's been some time since I last posted....so there is some catch up to do....
Here are some updates that span from coast to coast:

• Barry Bonds needs a day off every three games and is batting less than .250 over the last month with only 1 HR. I LOVE IT....now he is in NY, and can't seem to reach base at all.
• Clint, good ole boy, was named Employee of the Month at Wal-Mart Distribution in May...CONGRATS!
• My good buddy Albert and his lovely new bride tied it up two weeks ago, and should have just gotten home from a great trip to Hawaii, and my favorite island of Kauai. Thanks for the pineapple kid!
• The new Skogen house is coming along...our pre-drywall walk through is June 5th!!
• Damn interests rates are on the rise...where's a good ole market crasher speech from Greenspan when you need it?
• The Brewers are still in 1st place kids. They have struggled some of late (bullpen sucks, time for Turnbow to go) but the central is anyone's to take this year.
• As of today, JJ Hardy is the National League MVP, and he makes a whopping $400K a year!!!

In other news...I just read an article about a group of Indian lawyers in Arga that tied a man to a tree outside a courthouse and beat him silly. Why?? Because he wouldn't marry the niece of one of the lawyers. After reading this and thinking twice...all I could come up with was the fact that that broad must have been really ugly!!!

Until next time....

Is it time for Favre to sail away???

Hot topic this week after Favre's angry comments about how management failed to lure Randy Moss prior to and during this year's draft.

Go to espn.com and listen to the Big Show podcast with Olbermann and Patrick. I used to like Oberman, and for the first time sided with Patrick.

I am a Packer fan and somewhat biased. HOWEVER, I am the first guy in line to smack Favre for his prayer long balls, his double coverage mistakes, and his tendency to try to "fit it in" with that arm that doesn't seem to have faded over the years. The question here is is it time to walk away....and my answer is simple...NO.

Before I justify my response, let's talk over the podcast topics. Patrick figures Favre is still a top ten QB in the NFL....hard to argue, yet Olbermann says there's no chance. Here is a list of the guys that Olbermann feels are better today (and my thought):

Manning (agree), Palmer (agree), Brady (I'll catch hell, but I agree today), Bulger (no), Brees (no), Vick (no), McNair (no), Hasslebeck (no), Big Ben (no), Rivers (not a chance), Pennington (no), Romo (no, Olbermann said if Favre went to Dallas, he would play Romo), Eli (no way), JP Losman and Grossman were "maybe" and Jake Delhomme was the first that Olbermann said was not as good as Brett.

Listen people, I will make this simple for all. Brett Favre IS, plain and simple one of the best 3 QB's to ever play football....PERIOD. Of the guys above, only one of them will be in that category at the end of his career....and one other close (Manning and Brady respectively). Manning may just lead that group in my mind, and Brady will be in there because he has hardware...although like Montana he played on GREAT teams....but he's solid.

Favre is also still performing very well on a young team that lacks offensive weapons and a running game. Favre has earned the right to complain about Ted T's lack of moves and effort to increase the potency of the offense.....as have all of us cheese-head fans. The Packers were 8-8 last year, had three losses by a combined 8 points, and won 4 straight to end the season, beating a full first squad Chicago team (in Chicago) to close it out. To think that any QB on the Packer roster, or any QB other than Brady or Manning could come in there and make this a playoff team is possible...but my thought is that Favre can do it this year.

The 06 Packers were average, and began the climb to playoff potential late. The NFC still sucks ass, and will provide an open door to any team that can be competitive week in and week out. I think the Packer's D is better, young, and talented. If they can somehow find a running game, and score a few more points, they can play in January....and you can bet Favre can still do what it takes to win then.

Provided I am wrong this year, then yes, Farve should take his records, ring, and legend to Canton....and call it a career. All I ask is that Aaron Roger isn't the guy that takes over...I bet Randy Wright still has more arm than that CA kid...

Either way Keith O needs to get off the Kallio diet and stick to his new day job on politics, not sports....(I knew there was a reason he moved over the fence....his sports knowledge is as solid as Hugh Hefner without the little blue pill).

Back to WI this weekend for a blessed union of friends....see you all soon!

Keep your Butts to Yourself...

1. My apologies for not posting in some time.
2. Screw you, I have been really busy.
3. Read this article: http://whyquit.com/whyquit/A_Butts.html

I have witnesses to this...and I am proud to say I have actually stopped people on the road in their cars after they have thrown cigarette butts out the window. I simply ask them a question, "Does that car happen to have an ashtray??" Most of the time the not so surprising answer is, "why yes it does!" My response,"then why the hell don't you use it!!!"

Listen people, I don't care if you smoke. Hell, I don't care if you smoke 5000 of them a day, get cancer and die slowly. You choose to smoke, and therefore are choosing to play with the fire. Honestly, I don't even mind the smoking in bars (but it is nice to not smell like an ashtray when you leave). At the end of the day...smoking is a choice, and you have the right to choose.

HOW-F-ING-EVER.....you DO NOT have the right to spread your butts all over nature. That's bullshit...in its clearest form. Littering sucks folks....plain and simple, it's wrong. Littering with your cigarette butts, that are not biodegradable is even worse.

Cars have ashtrays, so do bars and restaurants, USE THEM.

Traveling Thoughs....

My family moved from WI to CA this week.....somewhat of an epic for a family of 3 (well 5 really, little brother came along and Harvey the cat, who will arrive shortly...more on that later).

Being the 'experienced' traveler....I drove the family car out (packed tightly with the valuables you wouldn't trust a moving company with) and little bro followed in his car behind. Mom and Drew took the plane with Gramma....

I have driven from WI to CA now four times (three times on Hwy 80, and the other heading south through AZ, NM, etc. What I find amazing about these trips (as I type in Reno, on the last short leg of this journey) is how much the world changes. When you drive for 25 hours in two days, you tend to think about anything and everything. My thoughts traveled as far as the car did this time.....

First, technology is amazing. Cells phones and coverage have changed the security, and landscape of long distance travel. Walkie Talkies can now transmit dialogue over 10+ miles....(BTW, if you do road trip with multiple vehicles, invest in these...it makes things more fun and safe).....and you never really need to take a day off work if you rely on a pc. There's cell coverage in Wyoming (yes sir, even cowboys carry them), there's wireless, or high-speed Internet at every hotel, and our cars now tell us exactly how many miles we can travel on a tank of gas. I truly cannot begin to imagine what it was like to travel this way in a 1950's Ford, on a dirt road, where the next gas station may not be for a hundred or two miles.....and should you not make that station...the walk is inevitable. Props to the early travelers for sure....

Secondly, time in the car is great when you are under stress. We are building a home, moving across the country, renting another home, using a moving company, etc... This can weigh on folks fast....trust me on this. Being in the car, thinking about things over and over, one can come to conclusions and debate well. I ran through things time and time again...and always seemed to come to the same conclusion (much thanks to the lady at the BP station in far west Nebraska); We all have way too much to be thankful for to sweat the THINGS in life. I have a beautiful kid who's personality is growing everyday.....I have a spectacular wife who deals with my BS and takes care of us all....and I have a family that will truly miss my bro and I back home. My new house could crumble...the moving company dump my shit somewhere in Nevada's desert, and my car not start ever again, and I will still be winning the race of life. Folks, when you think things are overwhelming, you get bogged down some (not to sound like shitbag Dr. Phil here), really think about what you HAVE....not what you can replace...it's a great motivator.

Moving on.....never say good-bye. Thinking through this in Colorado...I am sticking to my ways. I am not a good-bye person. Good-byes, well they suck. Good-bye to me is, so long...not going to see your ass again. Good-bye is when you say, we'll see you soon, and you are full of shit. I don't say it....hug, hand shake, and a "until next time" works well for me. Leaving a place where you grew up (again), where you built life-long friendships, is not easy....don't add to the difficulty with a shitty good-bye.

Speaking of friends...Clint James...you are a damn good one. I have been blessed with many good ones...and a handful of GREAT. Good thing I have two hands...cuz a new one was added. You always say it big guy...."I owe you one...or more."

Lastly for now (need breakfast soon), Harvey. Harvey is the Skogen family pet. He's a skittish cat, now 6 years old, who spends a lot of his life under the bed, in his self-made hammock (he rips a hole in the box spring cover and settles in. This is also his, "they are coming to take me to the vet or on a plane again!!!! RUN!" place to hide. Harvey found this place at my mom's house and didn't want to make the trip on the plane. To make a long story short....even my "highly experienced" neighbor couldn't help my mother-in-law, wife, and mother to get him in the travel bag. In fact he bit my mom, and refused, angrily, to cooperate. He'll make it out here on a plane, but this time, based on his decision making, he'll be with the baggage. Serves him right if you ask me...if not for my wife, he'd be getting used to WI winters.

All for now...hope you all travel well and think even better....

The Wade Revolution.....

Another great read to share with you all: http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=jackson/070423&lpos=spotlight&lid=tab5pos1

Now I am biased some, an MU grad who did have the chance to meet Dwyane once on campus while in school (probably before anyone new who he was) but this cat is more than any previous baller you want to compare him to. He has already won a title, and won it by taking over 3 straight games against Dallas. He has All-Star games, endorsements that pay him 4 times what he earns for 82 games a year, and a personality that only Tiger Woods could rival.

Dwyane is simply special, the kind of guy you would trust your kids with the first day you met him. Dwyane's ability on the hardwood is impeccable....on the same level with the greats today and yesterday, and his accomplishments will continue to pile up.

The fact that he takes everything farther is what makes him special. He really does seem to care about 'everything' else in life away from hoops. He really appears to give a damn about kids, family, commitment, and the truly valued things in life.

I am not sure if Dwyane will ever win a Nobel Prize, or even another championship...but you can count on that fact that his mark on the world will be made...and it will be deep enough to see for decades after he moves on to something bigger and better....

Keep it up Dwyane...I will be rooting for you the whole way!

100 year old Hole-in-One.....

Making it to 100 years old these days isn't as impressive as it once was. You hear about it all the time, may even know someone personally.

This spring chicken to the left is 100+ years old and jarred a 102 yard par 3 (with her driver) just this week. I don't know if she has had more than one ace during her century, but this accomplishment was very blog worthy.

My good pal nearly aced a much longer par 3 in Vegas (for ten grand mind you) and it was exciting.....the anticipation of not being able to see the ball as you approached the green....yada yada yada...but no such luck.

The amazing part to me is that this old bird probably had no clue she even holed it.....even with those coke bottle glasses, 100 yards is a long long way. Take a glance at the putting form and stroke though...she has game kids. Maybe she can give some advice to Michelle Wie?

I have played golf now for 15 years (much more in the last 5-7 years) and have been close to a hole-in-one a few times now. Close meaning that another revolution or two and I'd have it on the wall....(I recall the best one at Kohler's Meadow Valley course, signature hole #15, with Heath and Kevin, in the dark trying to finish. One of the best 7-irons I ever hit, to an inch or two). Getting a hole-in-one is really the icing on the cake for me. I don't think I will ever shoot a round at par (although I have on nine holes), mentally I am just not there....

The hole-in-one is that elusive (for some) part of golf that you think about now and again, but leave to luck. Since I am not lucky all too often, I best be on my way to the range.

Congrats to granny and her ace....I hope she leaves one or two out there for me and my pals....at this point seeing one of my buddies do it would be just fine (at least then I would know us hacks have a chance)!

Enjoy the sunny WI weekend kids....it's going to be a good one!

Sports Fans (Good, Bad and Ugly)

I had to post something today other than the Virginia Tech massacre. I will pray for those folks, the lost, and even the troubled young man, but as mentioned in my latest post, dwelling on this and continuing to plaster this kind of event all over the media is wrong
(see http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070419/ap_on_re_us/okla__bombing_anniversary) for what not to do, even 12 years later). Leave these things alone, get every school in the country to commit to a PLAN for this, and move on.

With all the sadness, check this out for a good laugh:
http://www.czabe.com/mediaclips/index.shtml?a=showclip&id=735

I wanted to touch on a subject today that burns my ass every year. The terrible fans of the sporting world. Sure, every team has its great fan base, the die-hards, the guys that live and die with every play, pass, hit, tackle, etc.....but every team also has the shit-bag fans that act as if they could have made every play and called every shot better than the guys making millions. Unfortunately, some teams have many more than others (Chicago is full of them, Oakland, Philly, NY, and the list goes on).

I'll start with NY, mainly because evidence of this is very fresh in the minds of anyone that follows baseball. Even the novice baseball fan knows who Alex Rodriguez is....and that he makes $500 trillion dollars a year (actually roughly $27.7 million this year) to play for the Yankees. Now I have seen this first hand, so my opinion sticks on the wall like pancake mix, but Yankee fans suck. The vast majority of these morons know the game well, more than most fan bases nationwide as a matter of fact, but where the hell do they get off boo-ing one of the best players in the game for more than a decade??? They don't pay his salary, A-Rod didn't ask for more cash when he was traded from Texas, he simply wanted to play for a contender, for that chance at a ring. When I saw the Yanks play last year, (by the way, every Yankee fan should feel privileged to see games at that park, it's old sure...but what a feeling when you walk in, just like Lambeau for us Packer Backers, more history than any other park ANYWHERE, and I hate the Yanks, so it means a lot) and they lost to the Mariners. It was a great game though, Jeter making a running play in the hole and throwing off the jump as only he does so very well, a few long HR's, and a close finish. (This reminds me...Tuosto if you are reading this, call Tony (Sal Fasano's long lost brother minus the stache, and tell him he owes me a round of golf, and I will collect)

What pissed me off was that they boo-ed A-Rod every time he came to the plate, and after he batted, even when he got a hit. This boo-ing still happend all last year and even in the playoffs. Guess what??? A-Rod hit .290 had 35 HR's and 120+ RBI's and he stole 15 bases last year. IF that's not good enough in NY, send him to Milwaukee, we'll give you Gorman Thomas, Kevin Mench, $10Million in cash, and 5000 pounds of brats (with kraut) for him today, and we will never boo him and his piles of money.

What makes this all worse?? A-Rod is off to the best start in Yankee history....yep that's right kids...better than the Babe, the Mick, Joey D, Reggie, and any other Yank you can think of. He has 9 HR's in 13 games and 23 RBI's. If not for him, the Yanks would have 2 wins. Wake up New York, this guy is your only ticket to the dance these days. Your owner spends $200 Million a year on a line-up and you complain that it includes one of the best players in baseball, who's still the best baller on your entire roster.....grow up already, you won't have 27 titles anytime soon anyways!

Moving closer to home....ahhh Chicago. Love the city, it's not NY, but the next best thing. Food, drink, the lake, sports, great newspapers, and yet they still want to come to WI every weekend when the sun shines.....(makes you wonder just how great WI is, and we'll get to that).

Loving the city of Chicago as I do...I could git two turds about the people, mainly the sports fans. Now I know some of these folks personally, so I have a pretty solid opinion, but don't want to bird walk too far. I only cannot stand these folks when it comes to their Sox, Cubs, Bears, and Bulls (I could keep the Bulls out, but I am still bitter about the Jordan days...the guy was the best, no doubt, no argument, but the bandwagon was so full those 6-10 years that Mayor Daly was having to cut trees down in Grant Park to keep them all in one place. Look for a ticket to a Bulls game now, no problem, and they are pretty tough).

Bears fans...wow. They are horrible and even the good ones (my good buddy Jorge is pretty solid about being realistic) fall off the rocker now and again. Last year (ahh that hurts coming in second place, first loser, getting beat on, etc) is still fresh in my mind, and I know that all those Super Bowl Shuffling douche-bags were really sore after the Colts ran into the sunset. Now I don't dislike the Bears all that much, despite my love for the Pack, but cripes!!! Bears fans are as fickle as it gets. Soldier Field is nice now, and you could still get a ticket when the club was 8-0, and I'd bet you could get one even later than that without paying more than face value. In the last 10 years the Bears have had two solid teams, neither with an offense, that made it to the playoffs, and didn't seal the deal. Last year's team being the best of the two, was still not as good as the top 4 teams in the AFC. I'd have bet the farm on the AFC regardless of which team had gone (Pats, Chargers, Ravens, Colts). What's nice to know is that the Pack whipped that butt to end the year, and with key players making it clear that the organization sucked, leaving, and not caring if they sit out, the Bears will not be nearly as dominant, especially with Rex (Mr. 4TD's one week and 6 weeks off) as their QB. In all fairness though, the organization is junk. The owners have plagued that team for years. Now that they have a good coach, see if the folks of Chicago can dig up a new and improved ownership....cuz they WON'T win a ring with the ones in house now!

Staying in the windy City, but heading north....you have Cubs fans. Now, tickets are always sold, house is full, and the house is one of the best left. However, half of the assholes at Wrigley never see more than 3 innings of play. These pricks are too busy talking on their cell phones, typing on blackberry's, and worrying about what designer jeans they got on Michigan Ave the week before. It's a damn fashion/vanity palooza. I would wager that Stever Bartman knows more about Cubs baseball (and catches as well as many) than 80% of the folks that frequent Wrigley. Any team/fan base, that bashes a guy for doing WHAT EVERY OTHER FAN WOULD HAVE DONE TO A BALL COMING TOWARS THE STANDS, is lost and confused. They had to protect this guy at his home for weeks, for fear that one of Chicago's finest fans would jeopardize his health, physically...and when you really look back...the Cubs had no shot. Gonzalez booted a routine play at short, and they would have lost anyway. Will the Cubs ever win again....they may, but spending tons of cash on Soriano was the trick, the Brewers will win more games than the Cubs yet again this year and pay the team 50% less.

I won't touch on the WhiteSox at all....their fan base is so bad that the only city that would claim worse is Oakland, and for some reason those assholes are proud of the fact that they suck. Hell if Oakland's football fans shared "Comisky"with WhiteSox fans on the same day, the city of Chicago's literacy rate would drop farther than George Bush's presidency rating in a matter of hours, the local jails would be full, and illegal drug sales would sore past anything Nancy Reagan every imagined possible. Any place you go where fans run onto the field to abuse players, umpires, etc is junk. Making it worse, the Tribune tried to talk past these instances by stating that those fans "were not your typical WhiteSox fans". Really?? Seems to me they sat in some nice seats, next to people that appeared to be very similar in dress and socioeconomic status....and if you look around the stadium, you see a lot of the same...drunk, tactless, and poor sport fans.

We can skip Oakland (see above).
Philly, well see above (minus the fact that they actually know the game (football and baseball) and they always fill the stands).

I have touched on my love for the Packers...and I also follow the Crew and the Bucks, Warriors (MU), Badgers, etc. I will however start by ensuring that you know the Bucks suck. Buck fans in general suck. I think the NBA tried to get a second team in Chicago and just aimed to high. I cannot defend it, nor understand it, but Herby Kohl needs to sell that team to someone that knows a bit more about hoops.

College sports I have eluded so far, but if you can find me a better set of fans that UW has for football, and hoops, I'll be shocked. There are many on the same levels (ACC hoopsters have a solid gripe, and are probably better based on tradition, UT, FSU, Florida, etc for football all close, etc) but none that really surpass. Three years in a row SI has named Madison's campus as the best sports campus in the land, and if you have been, you know why. If you haven't, start saving for tickets to the UW/Michigan game this fall, you could spend $500 on tow tickets and not have spent too much, trust me. 80,000 fans, packed tight as hotdogs, screaming, waving and having the time of their lives. (If you haven't see the wave done in Madison, you haven't see the wave ever...slow motion, fast motion, reversed, and in tandem from one section to the opposite section, all so well done you'd think it was rehearsed weekly). Badger fans travel well too....they have purchased tickets for every bowl game, tourney games etc as well as any base in the country, and even when they lose, they still have a great time to finish off the weekend

Marquette, although much smaller, and in building mode thanks to savior Wade, is working very hard to create a similar tradition. I went to MU and when I was there we had three-four sell-outs a year, always the ESPN games on TV. Now a sell-out is much more frequent, and the yellow shirts are EVERYWHERE. Hopefully winning becomes the norm, and this tradition makes its way to the spotlight more in the Big East.

Packer fans....ahh what a group we are. Cheeseheads, Packer Backers, whatever you want to call us...we are the best sports fans there are. Losing seasons don't lose fans, Lambeau is always packed. Tailgating was invented in Green Bay, and if Lambeau held 20,000 more seats, they would be full, as soon as the last brat/bbq, and beer was finished in the parking lot. We have embraced a quarterback that others didn't give a chance, who has led us to the title, and who has made us go nuts in our living rooms, all while securing himself in history as one of the best of all time, ever. When you go to a game, and you hear his name announced, and he runs onto the field, you can literally feel the love....fans here LOVE our players, and Green Bay, as a city owns them. No sporting franchise in history has what GB has....ownership of its team. The Packers will never move, and no decision made in the organization is made without the major shareholders (the city of GB). Something that unique makes the fan base cherish the team, and truly respect what it provides that city, this state, and these people. There's a reason why you have to wait 61.6 years to get season tickets in GB....and it's simply because our fans are the best there are!

Obviously this blog represents my opinions, and any fan has similar feelings about their respective team, but claiming that your team's fan base is better than those in GB is really tough to swallow. New England's fans are solid, their ticket sales are great, their organization highly respected, and the successes recently all show great things.....and Buffalo, man those folks love their Bills and make it to games in 20 feet of snow....but it's not the same. It's just not the same.

At the end of the day....as a fan, you just hope that your teams following doesn't fall into the band-wagoner, drunken moron, law breaking categories. Fan bases can change...but the good fans have to take a stand, buy tickets, raise awareness, and keep out the garbage. For many teams out there this will take major change (removing Al Davis in Oakland, moving the Sox out of the South side of Chicago, banning cell phones at Wrigley, etc) but it can be done. Use GB as an example...and do your best to keep close......even if you are close, you are doing very very well!

Freedom, ahh how it has a price....

Folks....man, not sure how to even begin a post today.......
31 people are now dead....31. Why?? We'll know more soon, but it appears as though another troubled youth (speculation) went nuts at a school campus (VT) and decided to play God.

I am not going into the details...but would like to hear from readers out there....mainly why these things happen today. When I was a kid (granted from a small town in WI) we rode bikes, played ball, chewed gum, and built snowmen. The biggest trouble you caused was pulling your neighbor girl's pony-tail, toilet papering some one's house, picking on your siblings, lying about who broke what in the garage and left it there for Dad to find when he got home, etc.

As we got older, we may have gotten into a fight on the playground at school, or on the school bus, or a speeding ticket. Hell, kids I knew were afraid to get in too much trouble. Our parents would have whipped our ass. My mother showed up to my second grade classroom with a 15" X 4" (half and inch thick) paddle because I couldn't keep my trap shut (shocking huh). You think I talked much that afternoon....HELL NO!

My Dad was worse...(not bad, just scarier when he got mad at us). You KNEW that whatever he was going to do (or threatened) was as good as gold. He didn't play games....you got told something ONCE...and that was that. If you broke the rule (I did ONCE) you got the punishment (I'd share, but the ultra-liberal assholes out there might call for a protest and run the streets of Delavan worried about any fairly conservative parents out there still).

I am not going to say that you need to hit your kids to get a message across...you don't. What is missing in children today?? It's really easy to figure out. Kids in the 80's didn't shoot other kids, they didn't (at least not like today) rape other kids, they didn't even have the stabbings, gangs, etc.....they also didn't have parents filled with empty promises and threats. Kids today don't have FEAR. Fear is a fantastic motivator. I was scared that I wouldn't add up to the other kids when I was younger, and as I got older it held true. I didn't want to be less than average, or just average. I didn't want to beat the shit out of a few people that deserved it, or tell a bitch ass teacher to shove it....WHY???? Cuz I was scared of what would happen to me. I love my parents to death, but I feared them when I thought about punishments and disappointment.

Kids today have no fear. Parents give them what they want, make empty threats to punishments for poor behavior, allow them to talk back, provide access to games, tv, and other highly influential mediums that kids swarm to.

My previous post talks about the media, other focus on music (hip-hop, etc), but in the end our nation's parents SUCK. I am very new to parenting, but you can damn well mark it down that my kids will have respect for authority, elders, and everyone until the respect is unearned. Also to blame are the ultra-liberals in this country who have allowed for the lack of action a parent can take to reprimand bad behavior.

Guess what?? Spanking your kid is not wrong. People will say, oh, well there is a fine line there...sure there is. There is also a fine line with racism nowadays, gender discrimination, and sexual orientation. Slowly but surely, all of the freedoms people based this country on, are dwindling.

Tell me I am crazy, say my ramble here today is garbage, call me a fence riding, hair receding, cracker, I won't run to the nearest offices to punch in the media and raise holy hell. BUT, don't tell me that these 31 people died today because there are guns available (they have been available for years), don't tell me that parenting isn't somehow held responsible, don't tell me that our society didn't play a role in shedding lights on these horrific displays of murder by (whether we like it or not) martyring these folks as "extraordinary killers" or whatever crappy terminology they want to use. We bring up Columbine year after year...why? To remember the kids/teachers? Shit people, wake up! Leave these things alone, let them die and show the rest of the kids out there that these things will be quietly, yet highly effectively taken care of. Keep the media away...they make things worse every day. They got Imus fired, they blow up these murders, they give every asshole in this country a chance to make it LIVE.

From the Amorosa's on Trump's show (losing viewers like the Cubs losing games), to the Don Imus', to every asshole in pro-sports. If these folks, lie, cheat, rape, steal, etc, treat them just like every other person (just as we should in all cases)....put them in jail. For those folks in the public eye (or ear), when they say something dumb, targeted at you, or your general place in society, do waht mom told you when your brother picked on you or called you ugly....FUCKING IGNORE IT. Are we going to seriously fire everyone that makes a generalistic comment about race, even if not directed to piss on individuals?? If that was the case, our US workforce would be poorly under staffed. Ask yourself this to....had Jesse Jackson, Elton John, Arnold Governator, said something about whites, straights, or US citizens that was less than tactful, what would happen?? Would the media crush them, tell the story for a week, and help organizations scheme to get them fired, or chopped on the block?? My guess....nope...it would get swepted under the rug.

Again, Imus got what he deserved. My point, make it that way for everyone. Al Sharpton has been quoted as saying some pretty harsh things about "white America" yet he is rarely reviewed in the media at the level IMUS was. Hopefully Imus was fired becasue he called women he didn't know "HO's".....cuz from a racial perspective he said much less than other figures in media and was punished more severley than any (outside of Limbaugh).

For those kids that get wrongly accused (see Duke La Crosse players), punish the shit out of the accuser, and find a way to make peace with the victims (accused) and ease their transition into the mainstream. Again, thank you Mr. Media for ruining lives....amazing.

Media kids...media is the monster that keeps finding a way to keep the dark cloud over our country. Until they write about something of substance outside of crime, celebrity, and capitalism, and until they blow up stories on heroism, family values, and successes in life, it will look like rain....dark, and cloudy.

Hopefully I never get on CNN, they won't like what I have to say....

IMUS vs. RUTGERS (Pay Per View)

Ok, I may get fried for this....but I cannot stand any more of the press on the comments made by Old Man Imus (who is a moron to begin with) towards the "nappy headed ho's" on Rutgers' WBBALL team.

Was Imus wrong to say this, sure. In today's society (let me re-phrase), With today's media knocking at every door possible...one that serves the public domain (radio, media, sports, TV, Internet, etc) cannot say insensitive things about race, gender, or even religion without expecting backlash, fines, and public humiliation. I will stand up now and say that I am not sure all of these things are justified.

Imus, I will repeat is a moron. He has used poor taste and lacked tact his whole career (you don't need to know this directly, just read other quotes that came from his mouth in the last few years) - example "My goal is to goad people into saying something that ruins their life."

Guess what Imus, your life isn't ruined, but your career may be.

My problem with all of this is not so much targeted at what Imus said (although in poor taste) but how our media reacted to it, and how every damn person remotely close to this story is trying to grab marketing points and opportunities. Sure, Imus owed the girls and the school and apology...no questions asked. Imus also should have been suspended, easy, and fined if you ask me. Be clear, Imus was not fired because of what he said though. Imus was fired because the media broke this thing so wide open that his sponsors (many of them with him for years) were forced to step away, as to not be affiliated with the past comment, that was already apologized for.

I am not endorsing Imus (please be clear on that), the guy has been an asshole many times. He got his due I am sure of it. However, too many times our media plays this very same role and hurts people that made mistakes...mistakes we all make everyday, just not on TV or the radio. Our media has made issues of race. religion, and gender even more sensitive every day. These issues and biases, prejudices, stereotypes, etc will always be present...but they would not be nearly as evident in public forums if our media could sit on it a few times.

Other schools were getting press as follow up to this event (that's what it is now), Cal Ripken made the news for cancelling his appearance to the Imus show, next Oprah will have the girls on her show to bring it all back to a head again. I am sorry for them, someone called them a name...but the real story should have been UT's winning of the NCAA Tourney, and the only real press they got was when coach Summit was interviewed about Imus' comments and asked her perspective.

Bottom line, poor comment and our national media groups are the world's most profitable prostitutes...

My advice to the Rutger girls...use this situation as a lesson that there will be assholes all the way along the path of your life...and each asshole will look different. At the end of the day, you choose to keeping moving forward, or to look deeper into the asshole. If you spend your time looking at assholes, you'll miss out on all the great people walking with you, and those you haven't yet met.

My advice to Imus...I have none. You have been provided advice numerous times I am sure, and because you are one of the assholes along the path now for many, I hope you don't even generate a glance.

My advice to all of us...if you really want to be viewed as a good person and enjoy life, don't show your asshole to generate 15 minutes of fame, people may look, but they most surely will not like what they see!!!

A Better NFL (Ghosts Get Pac-Man and Henry)

Here's a great read folks....(http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2832015)

Too bad the executives for MLB and the NBA won't be visiting my blog. I am so thrilled with this decision by commissioner Goodell and his team. The message being sent to professional athletes in the NFL is now clear. Don't mess with the NFL!

Let's be honest now for a second...pro athletes of all kinds are treated differently. They have killed other motorists while drunk (Leanord Little, St. Louis Rams), allegedly made cocaine deals over the phone (Jamal Lewis, Cleveland Browns), been caught with multiple DUI's/DWI's, possession of drugs, reckless driving, even murder (Rae Carruth, Carolina Panthers).

More and more you see these young kids coming out of college, many of them early, to huge contracts for millions of dollars based on 'potential'. Michael Jordan was on Oprah not long ago with his pal Charles Barkley and echoed this. Back when Michael and Charles came into the NBA you were paid the going rate, no more, no less until you proved your worth. Now owners, corporate sponsorship directors, and everyone else who makes a dime off the brands (MLB, NBA, NFL, etc) are first in line to throw money at a 21 year old who has done nothing but excel on a field, court, or diamond with his/her PEERS.

Dexter Manley used to be the butt of a lot of jokes about reading skills (or lack of) for a man in his mid-20's. Dexter, of course wasn't alone in the 80's when this was a big problem. Guess what, he wouldn't be alone now either. Colleges, even high schools push these kids through too. Hell, high school coaches all over the US have been found helping great athletes along, most likely to be next in line for a payback should he/she make it big. Another big problem is the paychecks these kids get. I would really like to see one of the major prefessional organizations take a stab at an incetive based payroll system where each position is based a base salary and you are then paid based upon your performace (like all of us real world folks). Heck, if Peyton Manning doesn't throw a TD in 4 games, he still gets millions. Should Tom Brady trip over his three girlfriends and two bastard children, break his right arm, he still gets millions. If Michael Strahan has surgery to narrow his GAP, and he comes out of surgery less arrow-dynamic, he still cashes in. If I don't close a contract or two in a year, I lose my job. If I get hurt, I get 60% of my pay to live on. If I rape a chick in Colorado, she isn't going to settle out of court and my wife isn't going to stick around to have more kids....(mainly cuz I can't afford a $40K ring or a closet full of designer shoes).

Now, I am not going to get all Al Gore (my thoughts on Global Warming for another day) and think we are going to fix a problem with a few fancy seminars and some comedic reality, but I do think that the problem can only be fixed from the top down. The NFL is the first to take a serious position on combating the idiocy that seems to be growing with our pro athletes, our idols, and yes our public figured role models (Sorry Charles).

Being in the NFL is indeed a privilege, and not a right (Goodell)....all while being your damn job fellas. Part of your job is maintaining your respect in the public eye, whether you like it or not. Your code of conduct, even prior to today's decisions, states something to the affect that being an asshole will be cause for missing games, and hence your paycheck.

I am so excited about this footprint that Goodell is making. The NFL was on the verge of becoming the NBA, or even baseball before it's crack down on steroids. I have always said that the NFL was the best in show, and it still is. Goodell is simply taking out an insurance policy to make damn sure it doesn't stray.

For Pac-Man and Chris Henry....be happy that was all you got. The only reason I believe the punishment wasn't more "permanent" is because you were the examples. Tank Johnson, you're next (and you had no place in the Super Bowl, nor did Eugene Robinson years ago). Hopefully both players realize that this is a second (third, fourth, or whatever) chance to prove your worth.

My only changes to the punishment would have been to negate their contracts and make them lobby (once the punishment was completed) to negotiate a new contract after. Going without pay was nice, but let's ensure that the LAW takes the action they need to as well. Lord knows if I had been a part of a shooting and assault outside of MINXX when my group of friends was in Vegas last, I'd still be in Vegas. Lucky for Pac-Man, what happens in Vegas, doesn't always STAY in Vegas.

Thank you Mr. Goodell...clean them up, or ship them out....I am sure there's room for them in the NBA.

River Cat Easter Weekend....

This morning I wanted to touch on minor league baseball for a moment. During my visit to Sacramento this last week, I was searching for a home, and enjoying some local experiences (see previous post).

Taking a break from the home search, I attended the Sacramento River Cats' Opening Day game (they are the AAA team for the Oakland A's).

This was my first ever farm league game, and to my surprise it was a wonderful time. The stadium is fantastic, seats roughly 10-12K, and is nestled into downtown Sac with the Sac River Bridge in the background. A great setting. The River Cats happen to have the best attendance of all the teams in their division and I was surprised to see the place fairly full, with knowledgeable fans, budding families, and even a few old timers. The best seats in the house are only $20, and on Thursdays you get $1 dogs and $1 ice cream (really what more could you ask for, at $22 bucks?). They even had four guys signing free autographs before the game for 30 minutes each...(I got all four for Drew on an official ball).

The Cats won 8-7 in an exciting see-saw battle. According to the Sacramento Bee (local paper) there are 3-4 guys that could see action for the A's. The most impressive player was/is catcher Kurt Suzuki out of Cal-State Fullerton (he was on the College World Series Champion Team). This guy managed a great game, threw out two base runners, and hit the ball hard every at bat (2-3 with an RBI and a Walk). With Jason Kendell not getting any younger, this kid could see playing time sooner rather than later.

One of the autographs I got was of Daric Barton, a 22 year old 1B who has size and a bat. He crushed a huge HR out to right to get the Cats back in the game early.

I had a great time, and now that we are going to build a home only 30 miles from the stadium, I can see many more visits to come for the Skogen's. Consider me a fan...a River Cat Man...

Lastly, I hope all enjoyed family time for Easter. As you get older, the holidays become so much more about spending time with your loved ones...even relaxing and taking a nap watching the Masters is so much more fun with family...

Sacramento vs. WI

Ok, this is a live post from the Red Lion Hotel in Sacramento, CA, just south of the airport. I had to write about it....it's just too much fun.

I am in the Savanna Lounge of the Hotel (which should really be a Motel, all room entrances are from the outside, but the pool/common area is nice) and it happens to be Karaoke nite. I had a nice meal, wine, and now some Patron on the rocks, so all is good.

The Karaoke started about 15 minutes ago with two straight WI lived country songs I never even heard of, but definitely could be sung word for word by 91.22% of all Wi-ites north of Madison and Milwaukee (Ole, Jerm, and Kallio included).

The DJ/MC, whatever, is 6-5, and skinny everywhere but his belly, where he looks to be 2.5 years pregnant. Now we have Donny Osman's long lost cousin singing some crazy ass Roy Orbison song.....

A few minutes ago P-Diddy's entourage walked in, and then a few guys from the Shawano reservation. There's Bud, Heiny, fine wine, tequila, and So-Co running off the bar....and people are in line to sing. If this isn't Sacramento's version of American Idol, I don't know what is.

To be fair, a woman, who I could best represent as "bigger" sang a few songs now, and she could really blow....I mean she seriously has a fantastic voice.

Yeee-haw, now I feel like I am back in Marshall....Toby Keith...damn. And to think the guy looks like Pauly Shore....what the hell is going on?

In WI, this kind of shit happens too....but no one can sing...and we are all too drunk to care. In WI, this could easily be a wedding reception, where you get invited to share the kegger...like Lighthouse Lanes.

I have learned two things here in the last hour....moving to the norther areas of Sacramento won't be a whole lot different than home....less snow, just as many hicks, and bigger tires on trucks. The second thing...there's 18 different kinds of folks in here...and no one is segregated....

Whether you like where you live or not, good music and good people of all walks of life getting along and drinking all at the same time, is a good thing....

"Big wheels keep on turning.....wow, what a night....
WHO'S NEXT ON THE MIC.....sure as hell not me....

Chasing Aaron (Don't Do It Barry....!!!)

We have all read the stories...seen ESPN, Baseball Tonight, and every other sports telecast in the country. Now it is time for baseball's biggest cheater to step in the box and begin his chase towards the most coveted record in the league's history.

I have been a Hank Aaron fan my whole life....read his story as a kid and was convinced that he was one of the best ever....having endured true racism, threats, and playing in a day when technology wasn't a factor, and still bettering his peers in statistics and will. Henry's record over the Babe was legendary in its own right....and a record that will fall again to one of today's big hitters (I like A-Rod's chances, and Pujols will be right there next). But, Hank did it when it was deemed impossible, when bats were slugged out of Louisville and steroids weren't even used medically.

Barry Bonds, easily one of the top 5 players in MLB history (among others) has tarnished this great game, and will most likely tarnish its best record. I hope the day comes that Barry comes clean about his use of steroids as others have before him....to clean the slate. If we are going to have a new HR King, let's at least not have him be a liar too....

My son doesn't want the record to fall either, so he has pointed this canon towards the Bay Area, and hopes to shoot it off each time Barry swings his bat....hoping that he will strike out more often than not this year...

Andrew always has a back up plan too (I taught him that). Drew asked Uncle Clint to visit Barry should he approach 750 before the All-Star break....as you can see below...Barry wants no part of Uncle Clint....

Happy chasing Barry....but watch yo back brutha!